Episodes

Friday Aug 07, 2020
Friday Aug 07, 2020
We debrief after a pretty important season of the challenge. Then we move onto pop culture at large... Then our favorite topic, ourselves.

Thursday Jul 30, 2020
7/29 - Re-Zoom-ion Madness Part II
Thursday Jul 30, 2020
Thursday Jul 30, 2020
(sound is a little crunchy today, sorry) - We do an international convo to discuss the reunion part 2. We giggle about Nany's tooth, Zach's toxic mascunity and pro-natalism, Nelson peeing in the shower, until we spin off into esoterica and weirdness, much like this season. Love Our Listeners!

Thursday Jul 23, 2020
7/ 22 - I ~AM~ The Storyline!
Thursday Jul 23, 2020
Thursday Jul 23, 2020
It's the reunion (re-zoom-nion). More importantly, we subscribed to Nelson's only fans page. What's on it? We'll tell you. We find out if Georgia's trip to St. Tropez class or trash? We review the season's dramas - CupO'Noodle-Gate, Josh's snake dance, Johnny vs. Wes (yawn), The United States of Bailey, then we move on to Gallery Girls. We sure cover a lot of territory today.

Thursday Jul 16, 2020
7/15 - The Challenge ASMR
Thursday Jul 16, 2020
Thursday Jul 16, 2020
It's the finale. Were we into it or not? Was Georgia's trip to St. Tropez class or trash? Are her one million followers fake? Why was Cory working out in a parking garage? What is Kam and Leroy's news to come? What will be on Nelson's Onlyfans page? Did our whispers work to calm you down? SO MANY QUESTIONS

Thursday Jul 09, 2020
7/8 - Mayonnaise Pizza
Thursday Jul 09, 2020
Thursday Jul 09, 2020
We have a guest (an Aries)! We try to figure out whose sponsored content we like best, are repulsed by Jenny's IG pizza story, digress about other reality TV drama, swoon over Nelson's nobillity, neg Kyle (as usual), and salivate over the promise of next week's FINAL!!!

Thursday Jul 02, 2020
7/1 - Goofy
Thursday Jul 02, 2020
Thursday Jul 02, 2020
We're excitable today. We discuss Bayleigh and Kaycee's past on Big Brother, Bear's decorating choices, Swaggy's exit from Reality TV, how we hate the term "females" instead of "women," and much more.

Thursday Jun 25, 2020
6/24 - Tears or Screams
Thursday Jun 25, 2020
Thursday Jun 25, 2020
We are so hung over! We try to discuss Frank's take on "authenticity," Jordan's apology for his racism, our favorite new relationship (Nany and Kaycee), Bayleigh's problematic personality traits and much more.

Friday Jun 19, 2020
6/17 - If I Had to Build the Perfect Person, I Would Build You
Friday Jun 19, 2020
Friday Jun 19, 2020
We discuss Dee's lawsuit against MTV, Paulie measuring his dick, Laurel lipsyncing in her car, Josh and Kaycee at the reunion, Bayleigh and Swaggy's new puppy, Melissa's tantrum and much more.

Thursday Jun 11, 2020
6/10 - She's Dirty Dee and She Deserves It
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
We discuss Dee's cancellation at the hands MTV and cancel culture vis a vis Black Lives Matter, the cameo Leroy sent us, Cory, The Cardigans, Biphobia, Swaggy and Bayleigh's continuing charms and wiles and much more.

Thursday Jun 04, 2020
6/3: Spell Marlboro!
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Our third episode! We discuss how the challengers are engaging with protests going on and with Black Lives Matter, Burger King, Nelson's butt, The Challenge/Teen Mom crossover and bemoan how bored we are of the Johnny vs Wes saga.